Ever had those days when, out of no reason who just suddenly rmbr smth funny that happened or was being said, the whole day? Well yeah had that earlier today and till now its still happening. To top it off, i found some really awesome comedy flicks and omg. I seriously couldnt sleep properly cause of the major high-ness XD like this one was by this Singaporean drag queen. his name's Kumar.

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Kumar: You know ar, now a days the girls here, VERY ugly you know? There was this time i went shopping for cosmetics and this UGLY girl asked the sales attendant

Girl: What colour suit me ar?
Attendant: Uh..anything la..

Now if it were me

Girl: What colour suit me ar?
Kumar: You are? CEMENT.

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Kumar: In s'pore u walk into a LV shop the sales assistant will look at you. See if u can afford or not. Terrible you know they look down on other singaporeans. It gets me angry. one day i'll buy a $5000 bag, take the $5000 take to the bank and change all to 1 cent take it back to the shop "nah you count".

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Anyway. Guess thats all for now. Shall go look for more comedy flicks to watch xD

btw, i dnt think your horrible :]

Christmas Eve ;D

Ahh at long last the Christmas spirit is here again ;) aside from going for midnight mass i dont think i have any real plans for tonight. Well none that i know of that is xP oh wait. Yes i do hv smth tonight. Jul's after mass party xD so sorry for almost forgetting Jul ;P so guess thats it. Anyway i'd just like to wish everyone who's reading this a

MERRY CHRISTMAS
&
A HAPPY NEW YEAR
;DD

Happy Birthday Julianne ;D

Yet another memorable birthday celebration :) it was Julianne's today and boy did our not planned day turn out to be smth different xD Mel, Queenie, Jul and i did NOT see that one coming xP

When i went over, they were having brunch. And i learned how to play Spoons. Omg its a crazycrazy game xD we even got to help Aunt Connie get rid of some "unwanted alcohol" as punishment xP hoooweee :D and we got covered in face paint as well xD well it was either that or sing the Negaraku in the garden on the top of ur lungs xD after washing it all off, we got ready to go Parade. BUT. Before we went. Aunt Connie came up with a great idea. "Why don't you girls "dress up". Like slutty like, smth u definitely DON'T wear everyday". Wooo there was some serious wardrobe change. We traded our jeans and tees for tubes,spaghetti straps,shorts/skirts or dresses xD Jul and i took it one step further and applied a little bit of make up xD Jul had coloured contacts EVEN BETTER ;DD Queenie and Mel looked so..normal compared to us xD

So we got to Parade and after doing our henna done, somebody was so bored that she decided to go up and down the elevator =.= naturally we followed d: there were so many people staring at us when we walked past them. Either they were staring at our henna or at us directly. Lol.

Had dinner at Yeolde English. I was still wearing the tube but with jeans. And we touched up our make up. Lol. We really looked like we were reading for some serious partying,[well except for Mel who removed EVERY inch of her make up. Gosh Mel xP] but see see going for dinner only. Lol. xD in the car, Queenie was being bullied xD i almost forgot. During dinner, Queenie wasnt really sure that the waitress brought the correct dish for her. So she was going to ask the waitress but..
Queenie: Um, excuse me [calling the waitress who put down her food]
-along came another waiter. He looked geeky-
Geeky: Yes? *hopeful*
Queenie: Oh. Um. Not you *looks away*
Zomg. i tell you his face like fell. And i mean literally f-e-l-l. XD &&&&
When Jul's cake came, our whole table sang the happy birthday song so bloody loud that the whole restaurant went silent when we were halfway into the song XD XD a group of lalas even clapped when we were done xD and our conservative Mel came up with smth honestly brilliant.
Mel: U noe Jul, it would've been funny if the lala's like wished u happy bday on ur way out of the restaurant xD
Jul: SHADDUP! -.-

All in all, it was a great day and i had a wonderful time. Am really glad i got to attend this year's one ;) before i go i'd just like to say cheers to the lovely bday girl for FINALLY turning 15 ;DD

HAPPY BIRTHDAY
JULIANNE CHLOE CHIN HWAI XIAN
LOVE YA
;DD

Quote that i rmbr:
Jul: U noe what? A group of 6 guys just came into the restaurant. And NONE of them are hot =.=
*LAUGHS*

I'm far to ditzy to grasp the subtleties of mockery

Sarcasm side kicking in. So yeah








"I'm in awe of your ability to detect sarcasm"




[we all know it ;)]

"My weapon of choice: sarcasm" "Mine's sarcasm, what's ur superpower?"

[if and when someone u dislike asks you] :
Q: What time is it?
A: Oh its about..half past FUCK YOU :)


"My soul was removed to make way for all this Sarcasm" ;)

[i should print this onto a real badge]

[be honest. u've never done that when listening to ur realtives talk]

"Sarcasm. Because argueing with stupid people's just so boring"

"Sarsasm: the fine art of offending stupid people without them noticing"

Home again home again jiggety jig xP

Don't mind my title. Its just some nursery rhyme i suddenly rmbr. Heh xP

Just got back from my 6 day cruise. It was great but it got boring halfway heh. The ship stopped by Phuket but i didnt go down. And it stopped by S'pore. That i went down for though it was only for a few hours. Got a little while of internet connection there. Stayed at Parkroyal, KL for one night. Mom actually booked a std room. But they didnt hv anymore rooms when we got there so they promoted her to a deluxe room for the std room price. Awesome no? :) the room's big, its got 2 double beds. With pillows that sag when u lie on them and puff back up when u get off them. Lol xP wanted to go to planet hollywood to eat but it was gone D: so went to madam kwan's instead. Got home at around 7-ish. Went online to discover i had 99 unread notifications on fb and 100+ unread mail =.= BUT nonetheless i still missed ipoh :) i missed my bed eventhough its nothing compared to the one in the hotel =X hehe

So anyway thats all i guess got the night.
its 3 mins till tmr xD
2 now heheheh

ciao <3

Bored

Yeah i'm so bored that i'm gonna post two posts today xP seriously theres nothing to do. Well there probably is but the weather's so hot that you don't feel like doing much anyway.

Oooh, i just realized that im going on the cruise tmr :D im kinda excited i mean. It is my first time on a cruise. I'm just wondering what i'm gonna do there first. But then again its 6 days so i'll prolly hv time to do everything. Heee :D

...

*hums a random tune.
Taps fingers on the table.
Checks phone, oh a message.
Taps fingers some more.*

Hmm. Nope i got nth else to blog abt xP


ooh arent you a sight for sore eyes?

OMPH Youth prom :D

Went late eventhough mom came back early cause had to wait for my date ><" sigh oh well. Prom was awesome :) OMG Poh was prom king xD congrats buddy ;) OMGOMGOMG gentleman much? Eleena~ *winkwinknudgenudge* xDD Um. I forgot i took my camera along with me. So i only ended up taking one picture >.<" nehh. Oh well.. Sorry for the messyness o.o its hard to actually describe prom. It was so awesome it was indescribable :)





Still LSS-ing to the same song :)
Gah internet connection sucks D: So friggin slow =.=